NOT a salve for sore butts

I have been making hot sauce today.  We like "Tabasco" sauce but it's expensive at $2.40 a small bottle so I make our own.

I buy a handful of small chili peppers ( called harang here), break off the stalks and chop them up a bit.  Put them in about 300 ml water and simmer for 30 minutes.  Add more water to about 100 ml if there is less than that left after boiling.

I then put them in the blender and run for about 5 seconds, then force the result through a fine mesh coffee strainer.  Discard what won't go through.  Add vinegar enough to double the amount of filtrate, add 1/4 tsp salt and mix.  Pour into capped jar and keep in refrigerator.

The resulting product is EXTREMELY potent.  Do not let it near your eyes, or any other sensitive membrane such as prick or cunt. Wash your hands carefully with soap after finishing.  Avoid rubbing your eyes.  I guess it could be applied to the skin post- or even pre-spanking to intensify and prolong sting, but I take no responsibility for the reactions!  Use only microscopic amounts for any purpose.  For food, we just dip a teaspoon in, pull it out and rub the bottom on the fishcake or whatever.